4 posts tagged “school”
I know it is months too early for me to be feeling this way, but just working on--not finishing--my AP Lit summer homework (due first thing in the morning tomorrow) is completely stressing me out. It's still early in the night (well, 12am anyway), but I feel like this is four in the morning rushing through those dreaded Analytical Journals last year all over again. Actually, I think I feel worse. Before, despite all my complaining and groaning I had over rushing homework, I still at least finished the assignment. Today, I was so stressed out of my mind that I just gave up and went to my bed to take a nap. When I wasn't feeling sleepy anymore, I still laid in bed because I just did not want to touch the homework I have. That's horrible!
I want to finish this up, not because I want to be the top student in the class or anything, but because I don't want to have that regret in late January when report cards are coming out thinking, "Oh fuck, if only I didn't give up, and I finished my summer work."
I'm like basically waiting for that regret to kick in late January, because I am just so ready to quit working and go to sleep!
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I HATE SEEING PEOPLE GETTING EMO OVER LIFE AND CRYING LIKE A MOFO, WHEN I'M THE ONE THAT SHOULD BE GRIEVING BECAUSE OF ANALYTICAL JOURNALSSSSS.
When people on my buddy list (AIM) are still online at about 2am and the next day is a school day, I really want to confront them with an IM like so:
WHY ARE YOU STILL ONLINEEEEE, FOO'???
Not, that I ever would mind you. Plus, it'd break my heart if they were online for reasons OTHER than homework-- seeing as to how I'm suffering, myself.
BOOOOOOOO.
Hi kids! Here is the perfect example of why you should NOT pull all-nighters for school. No, it's not those scary eyebags everyone notices the next day, it's not how you're falling off your chair from sleep in math, and it's definitely not because it's not healthy. No, no, no. It's the mess that WILL occur in your room of doom.
That's the spirit, Jackie!
Smoking? Drinking? Nonsense, what utter nonsense. But you're starting to doubt me now, aren't you? Hey, hey, hey. It was Halloween. No--even worse--a school night. I know.
So in the end, what is all this crap? All this nonsense? Why are you viewing all these shitty, low-quality, camera-phone pictures? The writer's message (my message) is to inform you that you need to be a healthy, growing child. Yeah, you heard me. But how, oh great philosopher emu, HOW?
That's right. Don't believe me? Well, here, I'll back up my message with an example. This is of what will happen if you DON'T drink up all your orange juice.
That is what you'll look like...
And this is what you'll do.
Scary, isn't it? I know, I know.
